Description
Property overview: prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called “paradise” sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. this 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****features you'll despise: *** basketball court: a brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. even our agent couldn’t sink a basket. *** front door: an obnoxiously large 6’ x 9’ glass pivot door that screams “look at me!” *** pool: a so-called “spectacular” pool that’s more eyesore than oasis. *** barn turned shop: we ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. no horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** primary bathroom: features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesn’t love wasting water? *** natural light overload: huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** wood-burning fireplace: an outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** matchy-matchy interior: matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** outdoor amenities: an outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** excessive land: over 4 acres with the potential to build an adu, inviting more people to invade your space. *** solar panels: paid lg solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. who wants free power anyway? *** private well: a 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures you’ll never pay for city water again. how dreadful. *****price: we’re asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****contact information: please refrain from reaching out. but if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****disclaimer: all descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. in reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.
Property Type
ResidentialCounty
San DiegoStyle
RanchAD ID
49009646
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Property Details
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Interior Features
Bedroom Information
- Total Bedrooms : 4
Bathroom Information
- Total Baths: 4
- Full Baths: 3
- Half Baths: 1
Water/Sewer
- Water Source : Well
- Sewer : Septic Tank
Interior Features
- Exterior Property Features : Barbecue,Lighting,Rain Gutters
- Interior Features: Breakfast Bar,Built-in Features,Breakfast Area,Ceiling Fan(s),Separate/Formal Dining Room,High Ceilings,Recessed Lighting,All Bedrooms Down,Bedroom on Main Level,Entrance Foyer,Main Level Primary,Primary Suite,Walk-In Closet(s)
- Windows: Double Pane Windows,Plantation Shutters,Screens,Skylight(s)
- Property Appliances: Barbecue,Built-In,Convection Oven,Dishwasher,Free-Standing Range,Disposal,Microwave,Propane Cooktop,Propane Water Heater,Refrigerator,Range Hood,Warming Drawer
- Fireplace: Living Room
- Flooring: See Remarks,Vinyl
Cooling Features
- Central Air,Dual,See Remarks
- Air Conditioning
Heating Source
- Central
- Has Heating
Fireplace
- Fireplace Features: Living Room
- Has Fireplace: 1
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Exterior Features
Building Information
- Year Built: 2002
- Construction: Drywall
Exterior Features
- Barbecue,Lighting,Rain Gutters
Foundation
- Concrete Perimeter
Accessibility Features
- Safe Emergency Egress from Home,No Stairs,Parking,Accessible Doors
Pool Features
- In Ground,Private
Laundry Features
- Inside,Laundry Room
Patio And Porch
- Concrete,Covered,Patio
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Property / Lot Details
Lot Details
- Lot Dimensions Source: Vendor Enhanced
- Lot Size Acres: 4.22
- Lot Size Source: Public Records
- Lot Size Square Feet: 183823.2
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Listing Information
Listing Price Information
- Original List Price: 1,650,000
- Listing Contract Date: 2025-03-18
Lease Information
- Listing Agreement: Exclusive Right To Sell
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Taxes / Assessments
Tax Information
- Parcel Number: 3311823000
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Virtual Tour, Parking, Multi-Unit Information & Homeowners Association
Garage and Parking
Homeowners Association
Rental Info
- Lease Term: Negotiable
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School, Utilities & Location Details
Other Property Info
- Source Listing Status: Active
- Source Neighborhood: 92065 - Ramona
- Directions: FOLLOW GPS
- Zoning: R-1:SINGLE FAM-RES
- Source Property Type: Residential
- Area: 92065 - Ramona
- Property SubType: Single Family Residence
Building and Construction
- Property Age: 23
- Common Walls: No Common Walls
- Property Condition: Updated/Remodeled,Turnkey
- Structure Type: Single Family Residence
- Year Built Source: Vendor Enhanced
- Total Square Feet Living: 2508
- Entry Level: 1
- Entry Location: Front
- Levels or Stories: One
- Building Total Stories: 1
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BuyOwner last updated this listing 03/28/2025 @ 03:11
- MLS: NDP2502561
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- SOURCE: CRMLS
is a Home, with 4 bedrooms which is for sale, it has 2,508 sqft, 183,823 sized lot, and 3 parking. A comparable Home, has bedrooms and baths, it was built in and is located at and for sale by its owner at . This home is located in the city of Ramona , in zip code 92065, this San Diego County Home are nearby neighborhoods.